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Is it me, or is it getting terribly geriatric in here?
When did I start staring longingly at window treatments, and looking up the best deals on vacuums? How is it that I don’t want to party all the time, but I’m quite content with sitting at home doing whatever? Oh wait, that last one’s not new, I’ve actually been that way forever. But, seriously, what the hell is happening to me?
Nowadays, I actually groan at the prospect of going to parties and the like. Am I, dare I say it, getting old? Is this what happens? I’m clearly just a few days past my mid-20′s, yet I feel like I’m in my 30′s. Oh boy! What else is going to start happening? Am I going to start knitting, too?
Clearly, I need to be out there painting the town an agreeable shade of a primary color befitting my party mood! However, I’m at home on a Saturday night checking out online sales on housewares! Most of which I can’t afford. Seriously, who knew curtains were this expensive! And why aren’t they sold in pairs? Total ripoff!
Thank heavens I don’t have a lawn to tell kids to get off of, or I’d probably be doing that, too! Though to tell you the truth screaming at kids has become a favorite pastime of mine (more about that in a later post).
But you know what? I actually am secretly enjoying this phase I’m going through. It’s not bad at all. I still do fun things every now and again, and if it means just chilling at home on a saturday salivating over a Dyson vacuum and those awesome looking curtains that I think are horribly overpriced, so be it!
Now if I could only get a deal on these damn curtains …
